Sam and Jason disliked their roommate, Stonks, considerably. One night they put jalapeno juice in his eye contact solution so that the next morning, when he put his contacts on,Stonks fell to his knees in writhing agony. Knowing someone had to pay but not knowing who, Stonks went apestonkers on Rio de Janeiro, sending thirty humans and other mammals to the hospital, including many who were on the wrong end of a Stonks donkey kick.

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Sam and Jason hated their roommate, Sir Slippstonks. One night they put jalapeno juice in his eye contact solution so that the next morning, when he put his contacts on, Sir Slippstonks fell to his knees in agony. Knowing someone had to pay but not knowing who, Sir Slippstonks went apestonkers on New Orleans, sending 30 people to the morgue including rap star Bushwick Bill, who was on the wrong end of a Slippstonk donkey kick.