1. A woman with tits of low quality, being in that they may be extremely long and flat, or spread out when they are not confined by a bra.

2. A woman with tits resembling those of a primate at the zoo.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Burt Reynolds, on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, mispronounced "A Petit Dejunier"

A fictional character, a large ape with on e huge breast hanging in the center of it's chest.

An ape tit is a relatively dumb male who constantly annoys the hell out of you. He commits random acts of stupidity all day. One can describe an ape tit as a douche bag but not bright enough to understand. Once someone is dubbed an ape tit, you can refer to him as an ape tit or just ape tit.

An adjective to describe a situation that was less awesome than anticipated; much like seeing a naked individual with ape tits rather than totally bitchin' tits.