coner: hey alan
alan: aowww
coner:yo alan beezy sing the rap
alan: aowww all u bitches n hoes u thnk ur on top of yo game
aowww blue foughty 2's, yall thnk u cool, but yall niggaz aint just the names

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.