Pseudonym for the World's most talentless pop princess, so called because I can't actually bring myself to say her name!

The most feared commonity known to man. Able to crash a human skull with ease due to the fact that it's an ANVIL MADE OUT OF ICE. There's no hope to stop Ice Anvil, it will surely rule us all one day.

a sex move in which a male performs the shocker on a female with both hands, fingers crossed, while rapidly motioning the arms outward and inward, all while thrusting forward. This will cause the fingers to rhythmically and violently jab the inner walls of the cervix and rectum, in affect giving the woman the most vigorous and mind blowing pussy/ass expansion of her life. When done properly, this move should imitate the motion of the tool anvil loppers.

To get a person intoxicated, with the ulterior motive of later having rough intercourse with them.

Someone who could fuck up the simplest of requests.

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

to create anvil you must have:
3 blocks of iron (27 iron ingots to make)
4 iron ingots
the blocks go in the top three spaces, whilst the iron ingots go on the bottom three spaces with one ingot in the middle

bam you got anvil, now you can tame a horse and call him Joergen whilst you tame a wolf and name him Sven
or you can enchant your items whatever