!. A hole where doo doo exits the body.

2. A home for the adventurous penis.

3. My favorite body part!
1. Hey man, nice anus you got there!

2. Yo mama's anus is so big you could fit a mellon up it!

3. Gee mom, I wish my anus was as big as yours!
by biganusman October 25, 2009
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The anus, or 'mahogany knot' is a part of the body controlled by a sphincter muscle. It has three primary functions.
The same rules apply for animals. Including #2 in some parts of the world.

1) To expel waste matter (feces, dogs eggs) from the body.
2) To provide an alternative orifice on a lady/animal for penis insertion. Or as the main orifice for men.
3) To be used as an insult
by Vase April 20, 2007
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An affectionate way to call someone an idiot/loser.
Jenna and Joe were best friends. Joe slipped on a grape. "You're an anus," Jenna said.
by Mexican Skier October 09, 2005
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Anus can be exchanged for hip, cool, groovy, rockin, super, great, superb, funky, hot, gold, perfect, awesome.

It means good things.
Turbo, "yo Hammer, that car is sweet"
Hammer "Yeah Turbo, its totally anus!"
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A special area the stimulation of which women must, for unknowable reasons, pretend they don't enjoy until, after months of gentle rubbing they allow ever-increasing amounts of penetration.
He rubbed my anus with his thumb every time he ate me out, and I just got sick of pretending it wasn't the best feeling I'd ever experienced, so I let him fuck my anus.

I never met the guy before, and he licked my anus.

Hey girls let's all get together and dildo each others' anuses, and never tell men the truth about our secret anal dildo parties that all women attend religiously.
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