the last name of someone who always wears shorts and is never seen in pants unless they are overalls

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

The ultimate sped. Only wants Britney to queef in his mouf.