Doctor: Do you want to vaccinate your kid ?
Anti-vaxxer: No Vaccines cause Autism !
Doctor: Umm I were did you find that out ?
Anti-vaxxer: I did 2 hours of research on Google and Wikipedia
Doctor: um I've had 14 years of medical research
and I think you should vaccinate your child for their safety.
Anti-vaxxer: My child is fine all he needs is a little essential oils and he'll be fine.
(looks at dying child)
Child: Momma... I'm dying because of measles
Doctor(quietly): Should have vaccinated.
Anti-vaxxer: No Vaccines cause Autism !
Doctor: Umm I were did you find that out ?
Anti-vaxxer: I did 2 hours of research on Google and Wikipedia
Doctor: um I've had 14 years of medical research
and I think you should vaccinate your child for their safety.
Anti-vaxxer: My child is fine all he needs is a little essential oils and he'll be fine.
(looks at dying child)
Child: Momma... I'm dying because of measles
Doctor(quietly): Should have vaccinated.
by Racoon Bandit December 09, 2019
Someone too dumb to believe in science, and still believes vaccines cause autism even though it was disproved years ago
"I WON'T GET MY LITTLE ANGEL INJECTED WITH POISON AND GET AUTISM FROM THE VACCINES, IM Anti-vax FOR LIFE"
by Bertholdt Hoover April 13, 2021
Short for anti-vaccination, a.k.a. anti-science basically. People who are antivax think their 'mommy instincts' are more reliable than actual medical evidence that vaccinating your babies actually helps them not dying or getting really sick.... and that vaccinations can give you autism. Which is apparently worde than dying, so they are against vaccination.
Some people have semi-legitimate reasons die it though; for instance not 100% trusting Big Pharma. Or just scepticism in general. Which isn't wrong in itself.... but it becomes a problem when they bring other people in danger nu carrying diseases lol.
Some people have semi-legitimate reasons die it though; for instance not 100% trusting Big Pharma. Or just scepticism in general. Which isn't wrong in itself.... but it becomes a problem when they bring other people in danger nu carrying diseases lol.
by Jajaw September 06, 2019
A mental illness where a person without reason or neurological processes thinks vaccinations cause autism
via giphy
by Kapitän December 22, 2020
Antivax: "all my kids are unvaccinated, I don't want them to get unwell."
reasonable person: "then you should vaccinate them, the vaccine helps."
Antivax: "OMG NO! The vaccine contains the virus, they would die."
reasonable person: "no they wouldn't, it helps build the immune system..."
Antivax: *dies*
Antivax's kids: *also dies*
reasonable person: "then you should vaccinate them, the vaccine helps."
Antivax: "OMG NO! The vaccine contains the virus, they would die."
reasonable person: "no they wouldn't, it helps build the immune system..."
Antivax: *dies*
Antivax's kids: *also dies*
via giphy
by I CAN READ, CAN YOU? July 25, 2020
A term created by the pharmaceutical industry to combat people who question the safety and necessity of vaccines
Our profit margins are dropping, we need a term to vilify those parents who are protesting and questioning vaccines, let's label them as Anti Vax.
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