Maffew: Wrestling names - animal reference and a natural disaster
Jack: Mate I’ve got one straight away
Maffew: go ahead
Jack: antelope mudslide, that’s my wrestler name
Maffew: that sounds disgusting

Jack: that’s my version of the gorilla monsoon name
Maffew: you look so innocent and you come out with something like that
Jack: it’s probably on urban dictionary with something horrendous under it

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak