An animal the size of a possum with the mouth of an anteater, body of a beaver, and tail of a possum. This creature is created when an anteater falls off a tree decapitating itself and a beaver it lands on while, on its birthday, morphing it’s head onto the beavers body. In this stage it is called a anteaver. It becomes an antapossubeaver when a possums tail falls off on the 4th of July and an anteaver falls into its tail and gets stuck in it.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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