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1. A fucked up animal

2. could also be used to describe an exotic drink that is made in the underground of vegas or europe containing mainly vodka
1.oh my god is an anslema monkey run for your lives!!!!!!

2. I want an anslema vodka on the rocks please
by lily dilligaf July 01, 2008
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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2
It's a type of STD.
Doctor: "I'm sorry. The test for Anslema came out positive."
Girl: *SCREAMS*
by Bexxy July 01, 2008
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3
It's a mental illness. People can get it quite randomly and it sadly, never goes away. It makes you crazy, insane and hyper.
Example 1: "I'M ONLY THIS CRAZY BECAUSE I'M ANSLEMICALLY INSANE!"

Example 2: "She has the mental disease of anslema, that's why she's so crazy."
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