Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Ansen, usually accompanied by his loyal homosexual sidekick, Lifan Zeng, is a literal fuck machine. His alias while on the hunt for bitches to feast on is Lil Bit
Archit: Dayum chigga, you see Ansen with like 5 bitches last night?
Ankit: Yea, I did! And his sidekick, Lifan, was dicking down like 9 other starving Africans!
Niraj: DONT DP IN MY HOUSE
by Lil Bitty Titty February 11, 2018
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The boy of your dreams. He is cute, nice, and funny. He has his bad sides, but who doesn't? He will treat you like royalty and he is very loyal. If you ever get an Ansen, then keep him.
Allison: "Did you hear that ____ is dating Ansen now?!"
Person: "Wow, she's lucky, Ansen is a dream boy."
by Awhclqudz March 27, 2021
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