Urban Dictionary: ann coulter

The sound made by a gaping vagina in a hurricane force wind

"Board up your windows, the Ann Coulter Alarm just sounded!"

by USS BitchSlap May 12, 2015

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people like her are ruining america. how are we supposed to have a great society when she goes on about how one whole half of the population is stupid. if she wants whats best for america she should allow both sides to argue and find the best solution

it is mindboggling to understand how anyone takes ann coulter seriously

by alex14 August 18, 2006

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Ann Coulter

The Nazi brainchild of Adolf Hitler, Ann Coulter is the alt-right supporter of Trump, and will do anything to spread her hate across millions of people. Ann Coulter HATES immigrants, and wants them deported immediately. She is a delusional nutjob that had studied in the field of eugenics (great idea...) and had also worked in the Westboro Baptist Church (ok that is sickening). She has no brain under that head of hers, she is hollow, and has intolerance towards differing opinions.

Reporter: This just in! Ann Coulter has just blamed extremism, genocide in Myanmar, and smuggling children on liberals.
Reporter #2: Ann Coulter, the infamous white-privileged KKK member caught 10 people "smuggling children" while on her trip to Libya.
Reporter: The problem is.... the bags didn't have children in them... it was non-perishable food.
Reporter #2: Somehow, this alt-right alien can't distinguish between food and people, it's kinda scary.
Reporter: Sadly, this is how humans evolve to nowadays, cruel and cold neofascists who care about Trump and bash liberals.

by AngryDragon15 September 27, 2018

Ann Coulter

Winner, ten years in a row, of the largest adam's apple contest.

That Ann Coulter is better hung than a horse, and uglier.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

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From Middle English: Annye (being warm and smooth) Coullentre (having vile or rank-smelling appendages).

A mythical hosebeast from ancient Saxon folklore, the "Ann Coulter" was said to be the offspring of Satan and a Viking queen named Hildastank II. She would appear unsolicited in the homes of poor families around the English countryside, raiding the fridge and offering no "thank-you" in return. The Ann Coulter was believed to carry a fannypack containing any number of Coldplay albums, Miley Cyrus DVDs, and other dirty bombs. She was known as "The Ruiner," for her proclivity to lay waste to entire civilizations, whilst leaving an "upper-decker" in the second story lav.

QUESTION: Dude, what the fuck? You're mom is lying dead on the kitchen floor, there's a pregnant cow in the living room, and you have a bottle of Barton's vodka shoved up your asshole base first. What the fuck happened here?

ANSWER: Ann Coulter brah, Ann Coulter.

by Rudyard McDallis November 25, 2010

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ann coulter

the most beautiful woman that I want to punch in the throat

i want to punch ann coulter in the throat

by ggd1082 January 02, 2010

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ann coulter

Ann Coulter is a bit of a weird outspoken woman with a thyroid problem. However, regardless of political stance, she is extremely hilarious for her random outbursts at Democrats, 11 year old Socialists, extremist Muslims and lesbians. She probably might be writing the third part to Mein Kampf, of course with more humour than Hitler ever managed.

Most emo 11 year old liberals absolutely hate her because most of them have no sense of humour and are too busy listening to Anti-Flag and System of a Down to understand she isn't actually serious. Watch this definition get flamed by preteens who claim that ''u dunt onderzstand me I HAET BUSH ADN REPUKILCAINS DIE DIE BUSH DIE!!!11''

1. "Dude, did you see that crazed rabid preteen America hating mob burning effigies of Ann Coulter?"

2. "When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.
- Ann Coulter "

by 9ORI94596 October 03, 2006