An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.
by Anonymous November 01, 2003
by Johnboy January 03, 2005
An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.
by Linda December 26, 2004
by rodney May 07, 2003
by tiffany cordes March 25, 2003
On Family Feud, Steve Harvey said “We asked 100 women name something men have that you think is fake.” Answer Ankle Spanker meaning penis.
by Uncle Whiskers February 08, 2018
When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.
Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!
by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012