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When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.
After a visit to the zoo, I felt compelled to give my girl the angry raccoon.
by Fantasy Frank Tank September 16, 2008
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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n. The act of violently kicking a girl's trash cans over the morning after sex...then yelling "The Angry Raccoon, bitch!!!!"
Hey man, Jessica was a fuckin bitch after I fucked her this morning so I got all pissed and gave her the Angry Raccoon on the way out of her place. She's got trash all over her kitchen, bathroom, and driveway! I booted that can halfway down the street!
by topdet408 February 28, 2008
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