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After banging a girl in her tight pussy, ass and finally her mouth, Shoot your sperm rocket in her eye. When she says arggghhhh kick her in the shin and say "I just gave you and angry pirate!!!"
After fucking Stephanie in every hole, I pulled out of her tight pussy and shot a sperm rocked in her right eye. She instead of saying arggghhh, said what the fuck, so I kicked her in her shin and slapped her in the ass and ran away.
by I bang tight pussy June 30, 2004
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When you're fuckin a chick, pull it out and shoot it in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She then limps around the room covering her eye.
I was doin this chick the other night and I made her an angry pirate.
by Pipes March 16, 2004
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A scrumpulessiant recipe for success at any Junior League for Womens annual cook off. THis event is uually following the bimonthly potato sack racing and emu lassoing at your local rocking horse.The recipe calls for 1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1/2 oz Melloni® melon liqueur
1 oz pineapple juice
1 splash chilled 7-Up® soda
3 small Indonesian children
1 freshly stolen jesus in a bathtub

Mix together for roughly 3 hours in a comercial milk shake maker from Pals, cook at 20K and serve chilled.

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Hey Buddy is all ya need to know, stay away from all imposters of deviations of the "Angry Pirate"
by Preston Campbell May 20, 2005
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the girl's balls deep in you, and you pull out and nut in her eye, she quickly puts her hand over it (similar to an eyepatch) then you stomp on her foot and she bounces around on one leg going arrrrrrg! arg! arg! (similar to a pirate with an eyepatch and a peg leg)

If you really want to go for the K-O, try combining it with the philly-fakeout
it's pretty self explainitory. Do the angry pirate
by daveissolame April 01, 2007
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To ejaculate into someone's eye, and to kick them in the shin as they attempt to clean it out with something so that they hop on one leg cover their eye and yell like a pirate.
" dude I angry pirated her last night!, it was awesome! "
by XodusFate December 14, 2014
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