The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the shin. She will hop around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an angry pirate.

When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed

Angry Pirate- is when you cum in someones eye and kick them in the shin making them hold there eye and hop around on one foot saying "Arrrh!" Just like an angry pirate LoL

Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"

A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an angry pirate.

The act of kicking a girl in the shin and then when she turns around to see what happened you squirt in her eye so she is limping and can't see in one eye.