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Giving a sleeping MILF a surprise facial. (Bonus points for getting it in her eyes).
Steve's mom was so hot napping in the couch , I just had to give her an ANGRY MUMMY. She was so pissed, she jumped up to try and strangle me, but tripped over the coffee table because the bitch couldn't see!
by Too tall May 26, 2014
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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