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So you're fucking this girl above the covers right, and then you cum on this girls face right and she's all pissed off because she's got cum on her face but then someone's knocking on your door so you throw your sheets over her to hide her and then she magically blends in with the bed and boom the angry chameleon.
Dude, so i was fuckin this chick last night and then my mom knocks on the door so i gave her the angry chameleon. Mom never knew she was there! HIGH FIVE!
by Baby Giraffe May 28, 2009
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005