When you are just about to finish, you headbutt the girl then cum all over her face

Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.

LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN

When you're watching porn on the computer and it stops working, so you grab a tampon and ram it up your arse

When you're watching porn, the computer stops working and you ram the nearest tampon up your arse to finish quickly