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A shit with exactly the correct consistency, to allow the user to administer only one wipe before concluding his/her session.
I was fortunate it was an angel shit, because the time I saved enabled me to see the United goal on TV.
by PonnoUK June 03, 2007
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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The white styrofoam "peanuts" or "macaroni" that are packed around fragile objects during shipping. Invariably winds up all over the place and must be picked up weightless bit by weightless bit. From the color, shape and gossamer weight, a material that might be shit by angels.
Hey, Billy-Bob, get those worthless assholes on the loading dock to clean up all this angel shit before it buries the whole fucking shipping department.
by Winston Smith March 19, 2005
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When you have the best shit in your life. When it smells and looks so good that you could stare at it for years! Only the rarest of people sent down from god can have these shits.
by angleshit123 April 14, 2017