Angel Fuckets is a group of skaters and misunderstood kids who are considered weird to kids known as hypebeasts. A hypebeast is a kid who--put it like this: They gotta look like somebody else instead of being themselves. Angel Fuckets is a klan of people who've had their hearts broken--been lied to, cheated on, taken advantage of, and looked down on there entire lives—and they were like, fuck this shit, I can't take it anymore. The only people I'm gonna be loyal to are the people who've been there for me. Everybody else gets the cold shoulder. The spider web represents growth and fear to our enemies. The All Star Chuck Taylors is just to let a bitch know. Our Uniform.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."