Legendary outfielder for the atlanta braves. Yeah he won gold gloves and all that but what makes him a legend is his appearance in court during The Gold Club (atlanta strip club) scandal. Jones went to a party hosted by owner of the club, during said party Jones fucked two strippers in front of several people. Here's what happened when asked about it in court.

Prosecutor: What were the women doing?
Jones: Lesbian action
Prosecutor: What did you do?
Jones: Both of 'em. (With a look on his face that said 'What the fuck you think I did?')

Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel

A once premier center fielder for the Atlanta Braves, who has won many gold gloves and hit many home runs, but NOW SUCKS ASS FOR THE DODGERS even though he is one of their highest paid players.

1. the best baseball player to ever play the sport no 1 is better than him no matter what u say # 25 for the best mlb team (atlanta braves)

like the worst player to ever be considered in an mvp race ever. career batting average is like .270, strikes out 90 percent of the time, hits .100 something with runners in scoring position, needs to find another hobby besides throwing his back out swinging a piece of wood.