Urban Dictionary: android

An operating system that is used by an egotistic working class that doesn't have enough money for an iPhone.

Guy 1: Hey dude did you get the new iPhone 7 yet
Guy 2: No it's so expensive, I got the new Samsung Note 7 running Android.
Guy 1: Don't those explode in your hand?

by A.S.R.Y.E March 07, 2018

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android is the most garbo phone ever on this planet earth and is the bitten spat out part of the apple logo and is a disgrace to humans and has the most garbage lasting battery ever

friend: "yo i got android phone"
Me an intellectual: *smacks phone on ground and poops on it*
friend: "thank you"

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by Oscarboi420 April 12, 2019

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a disgrace

Android User: wow look i got a samsung galaxy s8 !
iPhone User: never speak to me again

by pglays December 26, 2018

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Someone that is disabled

Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android

Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019

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A disabled person

Me: sir this is a handicap spot you can’t be here

Him: no don’t worry I have an android

Me: o ok I’m sorry I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019

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a piece of f****** crap that is made out of ******* belly fat that comes from a orange tree it lasts youone f****** day and it is a f****** piece of shit

boy 1 - omg look at dustins new phone omg its amazing

boy 2 - omg no is a android f****** piece of crap

by android is shit November 06, 2019

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It is a phone that competes with iPhone and it doesn’t really because it’s a piece of shit. It is also known as the “shitdroid”

Bro when are you gonna get the new shitdroid 5
A really bad phone I got the new iPhone XR bruh

Shit droid means a really bad android which is al androids

by iPhone boi not shitdroid October 25, 2019

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