Albert: Did you hear that Michelle bought an Android because her hubby is having trouble performing in the sack
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
by Lovecave Leroy May 14, 2019
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Androids are artificially-created beings that are made to look and act like humans - in advanced cases, they are indistinguishable. As machines, they are often shown as possessing stronger logic and reasoning than real humans; however, this logic can also limit them, as they can have difficulty processing emotional concepts or social relationships.
by Penguin_71_ March 05, 2018
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Person 1: Dude, can I use your android phone to make a call?
Person 2: Sorry man, my phone has a dead battery, even though I just charged it two hours ago.
Person 2: Sorry man, my phone has a dead battery, even though I just charged it two hours ago.
by dirtydog123 November 10, 2010
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www.androidmusicgroup.com
Me: Yo! Did you hear that new track from KaeB yet?
Tim: Ya, I heard it. Android Music Group is boss.
Me: Ya man Spade went ham on the beat.
Tim: Butter went off on the the engineer work too.
Me: good thing they have DJ trey, Madman and DJ YB too, like for reall man.
Me: Yo! Did you hear that new track from KaeB yet?
Tim: Ya, I heard it. Android Music Group is boss.
Me: Ya man Spade went ham on the beat.
Tim: Butter went off on the the engineer work too.
Me: good thing they have DJ trey, Madman and DJ YB too, like for reall man.
by Matthoffistheboss January 19, 2012
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IOS's competing mobile operating system. Its very likely for phones that are not made by apple to run android. Android and IOS are the only 2 big players in the world of mobile OS's. Android is owned by google, a data hungry corporation, while the competition is owned by a maker of expensive products. If you want to have a modern phone that doesn't love invading your data, but isn't over priced like apple, good luck. Android has many devout fans that put down iPhone users.
android is better than iphones!
but android is the operating system, and iphone is a product. can people not chose what they want?
but android is the operating system, and iphone is a product. can people not chose what they want?
by johjo September 16, 2019
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A mobile phone OS engineered by Google to make consumers believe they have something which is cooler than an iPhone.
This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.
This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.
Guy 1: Dude, is that the new phone your parents bought you?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!
Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!
Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*
Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!
Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!
Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*
by xaviDM August 14, 2011
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