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An operating system that is used by an egotistic working class that doesn't have enough money for an iPhone.
Guy 1: Hey dude did you get the new iPhone 7 yet
Guy 2: No it's so expensive, I got the new Samsung Note 7 running Android.
Guy 1: Don't those explode in your hand?
Guy 2: No it's so expensive, I got the new Samsung Note 7 running Android.
Guy 1: Don't those explode in your hand?
by A.S.R.Y.E March 07, 2018
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android is the most garbo phone ever on this planet earth and is the bitten spat out part of the apple logo and is a disgrace to humans and has the most garbage lasting battery ever
friend: "yo i got android phone"
Me an intellectual: *smacks phone on ground and poops on it*
friend: "thank you"
Me an intellectual: *smacks phone on ground and poops on it*
friend: "thank you"
by Oscarboi420 April 12, 2019
32
Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android
Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android
Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled
by Epic meatball December 18, 2019
33
Me: sir this is a handicap spot you can’t be here
Him: no don’t worry I have an android
Me: o ok I’m sorry I didn’t know you were disabled
Him: no don’t worry I have an android
Me: o ok I’m sorry I didn’t know you were disabled
by Epic meatball December 18, 2019
34
a piece of f****** crap that is made out of ******* belly fat that comes from a orange tree it lasts youone f****** day and it is a f****** piece of shit
boy 1 - omg look at dustins new phone omg its amazing
boy 2 - omg no is a android f****** piece of crap
boy 2 - omg no is a android f****** piece of crap
by android is shit November 06, 2019