Awesome, sexy soccer player. Also funny and smart.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

A super cool guy. Naturally athletic, and has the most contagious laugh ever. Thinks he's the best at everything and he can't take a joke. But overall, he's a great person.

very not smart, he smells like burnt chicken, he eats dogs, he very not funny and he has no friends ez get rekt šnicelis

This person is amazing. He will always be your friend and stand with you in any time of need. He is sweet and a little handsome. He gets surrounded with girls because of his personality and the way to make them laugh.

Someone with loads of music tastes but if he doesn't like a song you show him, he'll never tell you. You probably also don't like most of his songs. Depressed as fuck and will tell you he is, but in a happy manner and almost never in depth. Very joking and can't be serious in serious situations. Loves nature and making memories but has the social battery of a fucking dollar store triple A goddamn battery and will shut down as soon as it's on 5 percent. He can pull a story about his life out of his asshole and make it sound interesting as fuck. Creative and artistic. Hardcore bisexual and clumsy when he thinks hes about to look so cool. Has the worst anxiety at the worst times and will fight someone in the denny's parking lot for you. He will remember the most funny, heartwarming, embarrassing and hurtful things about you. But easygoing as fuck and doesn't really keep a grudge. But he can and will cut you out of his life if you cross at least three lines.

Oh and did I mention gay?
He's also gay.
Doesn't smell like burnt fucking chiCKEN

biggest dilf in genshin impact. definitely better than dvalin because dvalin breath stinky poo poo yuck. the only genshin enemy dilf to deserve the #1 title. always the number 1 dilf in every genshin player’s heart.