The epitome of the homosexual male. He likes his cheeks spread by donkey cock. Some say he is hung, where that is a blatant lie and has actually been diagnosed with micros penisia.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.