by missgurl17 September 14, 2021
when u eat a lemon than go play roblox than tell your 69 year old roblox bf that u wanna brake up and he comes to your house and it turns out he is your grandad hermit is it wendnasday oh yes it is says hermit than he morph in to a big ld monkyxfrogxxxtentashon man woman and he commits arson on jake paul and eats his rotton monkey strands of hair tessa brocks comes and eats dounuts on your frount porch the end just kidding again lolz
your mum is hear
by crappy do daddy September 14, 2021
exclamation:
Used as a crude greeting in a call
noun:
To describe a mother fucker
verb:
to have sex with someone
Used as a crude greeting in a call
noun:
To describe a mother fucker
verb:
to have sex with someone
Hello, your mum!
by -gamer101- October 14, 2021
Q:Who was the first president of America?
A:Your Mum
Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex
A:Your Mum
A:Your Mum
Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex
A:Your Mum
by Your______________Mum March 02, 2018
Something indescribable with words, only with your eyes. Your eyes aren't capable of capturing the pure mass of your mother. The absolute planet of a woman. Usually used to insult someone and hurt them mentally. No one can recover from "your mum" especially if she sat on you.
by I'm funny.png March 19, 2021