They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.
Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."
Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~
poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement
Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."
Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~
poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement
by Stoodad April 13, 2016
(1)To freeload, mooch, or borrow with little to no expectation of repayment.
(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work
(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work
(1)
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.
(2)
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.
(2)
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.
by J. Carl December 18, 2006
When you are gettin a chick from behind who has long hair, grab the hair and thoroughly wipe off your dick after you've finished. Keep in mind guest towels are for decoration only so if you use it, dont expect another invite.
Your Roommate: Hey, whatever happened with that chick you brought home the other night?
You: Oh, she wont be back, I used the guest towel.
You: Oh, she wont be back, I used the guest towel.
by b-tox February 29, 2012
by HOT sexy kid on your bus March 19, 2019
by Alcatraz619 August 25, 2019
Someone who you dont want to show up but they do anyway. You probably dont like him/her because they are annoying, though you always see them. Otherwise known as the buzzkill of the party.
by RazzTheDayWalker June 01, 2009
the living embodiment of yeastiness, it can yeast over everyone, the only one who can stop this madness is god himself, shrek
by shrek is our lord and saviour October 02, 2018