Not caring about a subject at all and being straight forward about it

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.

Slang for ball-biting wet gay oral sex, used commonly by old-school male gamers

In a three-way with two chicks a dude uses his tongue to fill the second hole while lying on his back. The two females must be facing each other and enjoying themselves.

To express that something will require an above-and-beyond effort. Originates from software developers using the royal cards (Jack, Queen, King and Ace) from a standard deck to play Planning Poker.

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.