I got a bad case of analitis.

I went to the doctor for some butt pain and he confirmed that I've come down with a bad case of analitis.

Mike: Hey, remember when we mooned Lisa last week?

Tony: Yes.

Mike: She later told me that your anus didn't look to healthy.

Tony: Ya, I've got a bad case of analitis.
by la the bright man March 20, 2010
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adj. of, from, or relating to the anus.
adj. to describe an uptight OCD-esque person who may or may not twitch when you do something wrong; A perfectionist.
n. short name for anal sex, or penetration of the anus (butt fuck). common among gay men and some heterosexual couples. not as enjoyable for many women but with a lot of lube it's better.
1. ug i have like anal herpes or something, cause my butthole is itching like woah.
2. A LITTLE TO THE LEFT PLEASE! *twitch* sorry, i get a little anal about things like this.
3. he keeps asking me to do anal but it hurts!
by wordmasta42 July 08, 2005
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to be really up tight
to pay excessive attention to detail
to be a total tight-ass
to over explain or define something
He said I had to stack the first row of cups 20" high, and the second row 12" high, what an anal dickwad.
by klutz January 28, 2003
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To insert a penis, dildo, butt plug, vegetable, or just about whatever fits into the ass or booty of a girl, or boy.
Last night I had some of the best anal ever, man those greek girls know how to take it in the ass.
by eddie erotica February 20, 2005
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pertaining to having an anal nature when spelling.
Forgive my analness. I like to spell propely.
by CdLapin September 12, 2006
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She’s the kind of girl who does not need anything for others. She is kind, brave, and will always be their also likes to hid vapes for parents
by Rogelio_cccccc January 24, 2020
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