n. one who scavenges the dark, eery abyss that is the anus only to find the hideout of the biggest douche in the universe....JOHN EDWARDS!

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.