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Feeling unwillingly obliged to look at someone's butt crack that happens to be hanging out. You may wish to warn a friend so that they do not fall into the vortex.
Joe: Anal Vortex at 12 o' clock!
Tim: Thanks Joe.
by Derek 09 August 07, 2007
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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