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Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole
Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me
by pponkie September 27, 2019
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Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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