An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.
"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"
by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009
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when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)
After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.
by Daniel867 May 08, 2008
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Its a fucking beed that you put in your no no area and then you turn autisticaly handicapped
Hey you is that an Anal Beed Retard over there
by dvfrv May 17, 2019
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Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"
She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!
by Perakee January 06, 2016
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