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The prick is an anal monkey
by El Minge May 28, 2005
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The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.
John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck
by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016
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someone who uses no anal lube while in search for anus. Monkeys often do this
dalton is a no lubing anal monkey.
by jessec63 January 13, 2008
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A rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the Amazon jungle , it's particulary fond of setting up home in European explorers anal cavities as it's generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit
Sir Henry Hornchurch the great explorer : Hey basil my anus has been giving me grief since we set up camp I can't stop itching my rectum !!!
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper

Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet
by The double vulcan October 27, 2015
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a monkey that is dewlling in your anus
dude look. . . .

you've got an anal dwelling but monkey

shit man
by lozz11111 November 09, 2007
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The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.
"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."
by BD August 06, 2004
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An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.
"Man he bent over to fart and out popped an anal dwelling butt monkey!"
by CrazyBob62 May 13, 2006
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