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a pooder,
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a man who likes it up the poop shoot,
turd burgler,
arse bandit,
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The prick is an anal monkey
by El Minge May 28, 2005
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.
John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck
by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016
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