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an area in DC, where you dont want ever go into unless you have too! In the southeast part of the nations cap. A stop on the metro (green line). The hoodest of hood.
Georgetown kid1: hey pal, would you like to head over to anacostia

Georgetown kid2: have you fell and bumped your noggin, i will never go to that neighborhood.
by YOUs a BAMMA! January 06, 2009
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A beautiful, incredibly clean river located in the city of Washington in the federal District of Columbia. Known for its crystal-clear, drinkable water that provides life for a thriving ecosystem, people are known to swim in the Anacostia on a regular basis. Rumor has it that some folks who swim it will end up growing another arm; some ascribe this to so-called "pollution" but it's really because the river is magical!

Also the name of the wealthiest neighborhood in Washington, where the streets are practically paved with gold and people dance and laugh and play with a smile on their faces! Come on down!
Another shooting happened in the Anacostia neighb- JUST KIDDING, THIS NEVER HAPPENS
by Colonel Willisburgvandenson November 27, 2010
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