This method of seeing if a movie is anacomically correct is more than often performed by nerds who have never seen vagina except for their mothers' during the birthing process.

Average movie goer: The Dark Knight was good, but was it anacomically correct??

Comic book nerd: ACTUALLY, the Joker's hair is much shorter in the comics...(Usually, one stops listening to the useless ranting after about the first sentence.)

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.