A Hepatitis C infected, wanna be hood rat with a face so ugly, her eyebrows fell out and her eyes are trying to escape the sides of her head. Lives in East Mesa Arizona. Vocabulary so small that she can’t form a full, tangible sentence. If found, approach carefully with cheese and speak slowly. She scares easily like the pathetic little rat she resembles.
Ashley Stricker will nibble on your ankles when angry and spew bad words at you in an attempt to scare you, but she’s harmless and spineless. Traps have been set with cheese to lure her in, come come little rat, we’re ready for you 🐀
by Don’tbelievemejustwatch September 16, 2020
Ashley Swedlow is a sassy ,but loyal and talented girl .she can be a bitch sometimes but we all love her good side .she is funny And a great friend !
by Hypehouse July 10, 2020
Ashley Testa, this is the most beautiful person with the most beautiful eyes and body. All the boys love fucking this bitch because her humor makes it 40 times better, she can make any girl or boy wet. And is usually a blonde with blue or green eyes, and this beautiful lady is one of the most funny people you can meet. But you really need to watch out because this women can get extremely bitchy. She usually has friends with the names Bri and Lia , but hat is just out of my experience.
by James Michelles April 08, 2017
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by Hot girl 👧🏽 January 25, 2021
Ashley Waldon is many things. Most words can't truly describe her though. To say she is beautiful would be a grand understatement. To say her beauty goes far beyond that of any other girl in the world would be close, but still not enough. When describing her it is impossible not to mention her wonderfully blue and captivating eyes. Looking at her eyes is like looking at the ocean. It's so grand and perfect that you can't help but be in awe at how something could be so breathtaking and enchanting at the same time. Ashley is remarkably unique. Most people are said to be one in a million. Ashley is said to be one in infinity. She is the type of person that will never be replicated due to the fact the universe can only handle all of her awesomeness once. Of course Ashley is much more than a ridiculously gorgeous girl. She has a heart like no other. It is often said to be loved by Ashley is one of the greatest things a person can experience. As you can expect whatever guy Ashley picks must be the luckiest guy in the known universe. Ashley tries so hard and cares so much for the people in her life. Obviously a girl this great is not without fault. She has a tendency to be "difficult" at times but she does it with such elegance that you can't help but love her for it. Ashley can simply be described as a fantastic and ever changing enigma with a natural grace that tends to defy logic because she does what she wants. Or to put all of this into one word Bueno
Guy 1: Did you see Ashley Waldon over there?
Guy 2: (turns to look and is instantly mesmerized and rendered speechless by her beauty)
Guy 2: (turns to look and is instantly mesmerized and rendered speechless by her beauty)
by Jaren Logic November 05, 2014