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one who doesn't shut the fuck up about the game "Among Us" and constantly shows signs of a amogus toxicity.
Typical signs and symptoms of Amogus include:
1. Seeing Among Us characters in regular day to day objects
2. Constantly making references to the game even if the situation is uncalled for
3. repeatedly using slang such as "sus"
"amogus" "vent" or other deviations of said words making you look like an obsessed loser in front of people who don't know what Among Us is.
4. Spending hours posting or consuming cringe Among Us related memes and content
5. Translating aspects of Among Us to everyday life situations, such as ejecting people or calling "emergency meetings"
If you or a loved one is an amongtard whom shows multiple of these signs and symptoms then it is highly likely that you are suffering from a debilitating cancerous disease known as amogus.
About 9/10 of the amongtard population suffers from this disease.
Typical signs and symptoms of Amogus include:
1. Seeing Among Us characters in regular day to day objects
2. Constantly making references to the game even if the situation is uncalled for
3. repeatedly using slang such as "sus"
"amogus" "vent" or other deviations of said words making you look like an obsessed loser in front of people who don't know what Among Us is.
4. Spending hours posting or consuming cringe Among Us related memes and content
5. Translating aspects of Among Us to everyday life situations, such as ejecting people or calling "emergency meetings"
If you or a loved one is an amongtard whom shows multiple of these signs and symptoms then it is highly likely that you are suffering from a debilitating cancerous disease known as amogus.
About 9/10 of the amongtard population suffers from this disease.
Person 1: hey bro you acting sus asf your so sussy I know you took my fortnite card, sus sus sus vent vent vent you need to be ejected now!!!!
Person 2: dude shut the fuck up with that bullshit you are being such an amongtard, chill tf out
Person 2: dude shut the fuck up with that bullshit you are being such an amongtard, chill tf out
by cheng's awesome barbeque April 19, 2021
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011