In which a dude goes down on a woman, she squirts on his face, and he learns respect for women.
Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.
Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.
by doubiesnax April 30, 2015
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The Nineteenth Amendment was a joke.
by Monday-Friday September 15, 2020
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Used as a verb when a clueless asshat gun owner leaves loaded guns lying around and someone, usually a kid, picks it up thinking it's a toy, and shoots an innocent person, often another kid.
Little Tommy Second Amendmented his younger sister, sending her to the hospital.
"A toddler Second Amendments mother’s leg while playing with a gun." ~ Freak Out Nation
"A toddler Second Amendments mother’s leg while playing with a gun." ~ Freak Out Nation
by Bugsz December 14, 2013
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In the Court of U.S. law, if one man was not present at said time, place, and or event, he may plead the Frankie B. defense by invoking the 28th Amendment.
Kid not from Connecticut: Hey Frank did the holocaust really happen?
Frankie B: I plead the 28th Amendment.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Whats that?
Frank: Well neither of us was at the Holocaust and what not, so neither of us can speak about it and what not.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Ill take your word for it Frank, you are 100% italian.
Frankie B: I plead the 28th Amendment.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Whats that?
Frank: Well neither of us was at the Holocaust and what not, so neither of us can speak about it and what not.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Ill take your word for it Frank, you are 100% italian.
by Connecticut born and Bred March 16, 2010
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In the case something goes wrong you may blame everything or anything on a kid named craig that would normally get you into trouble with the law or friends. You may only blame this on Craig because...
A.) he is not there.
B.) you do not like him.
C.) it sounds better.
D.) you don't have the balls to blame it on another friend.
E.) or because you just want to piss off a kid named Craig
A.) he is not there.
B.) you do not like him.
C.) it sounds better.
D.) you don't have the balls to blame it on another friend.
E.) or because you just want to piss off a kid named Craig
Johny was playing baseball and he threw the ball through a window and the owner of the house came out yelling asking who threw the dam ball. Johny pleaded the Craig amendment and the old man hunted down some other kid.
by zoomzoomzoom April 29, 2008
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9th amendment
"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."
This just means that naming SOME of the rights in the Bill of Rights doesn't mean there are no more rights for the people.
If we did not have the 9th amendment there would be no where to expand to.
Because the framers of the Constitution didn't have cell phones, they couldn't specifically write, "Policemen can't take away your cell without a warrant, because that's a violation of rights."
Instead, they left some wiggle room for rights they weren't able to think up yet. The 9th amendment is that wiggle room.
"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."
This just means that naming SOME of the rights in the Bill of Rights doesn't mean there are no more rights for the people.
If we did not have the 9th amendment there would be no where to expand to.
Because the framers of the Constitution didn't have cell phones, they couldn't specifically write, "Policemen can't take away your cell without a warrant, because that's a violation of rights."
Instead, they left some wiggle room for rights they weren't able to think up yet. The 9th amendment is that wiggle room.
Because the framers of the Constitution didn't have cell phones, they couldn't specifically write, "Policemen can't take away your cell without a warrant, because that's a violation of rights."
Instead, they left some wiggle room for rights they weren't able to think up yet. The 9th amendment is that wiggle room.
Instead, they left some wiggle room for rights they weren't able to think up yet. The 9th amendment is that wiggle room.
by zshen November 06, 2013
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The Amendment that gave women in America the right to vote and participate in the government. Not surprisingly, America was threatened by Communism, swamped with organized crime, and the nation's economy collapsed soon afterwards.
by Jim Hodgkins May 29, 2004
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