When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).

When a girl with long hair sheds one hair, it attaches to the back of her shirt, and she can feel it every time she moves her arms.

Euphemism for homosexuals used by conservatives

A nerd who dates both sexes

This is a person who has sexual tendancys toward people or persons of his own sex. He tries to hide his feelings, but all he can think about is soaking his loans in the gulf of mexico at sunset with a very handsome man named seisto. He pictures himself with seisto skipping naked down the beach holding hands and letting his manhood wave in the wind. His feelings are so strong that other people know that he longs to be with his mexican manslave.

An action which is morally unaccepted by society

Also known as Johnsons Potion of fleshly ambiguousness,
is a potion that the internet guru Hal thompson creates which is used in basically any other potion. Its most commonly used in potions, to turn yourself into other forms.