When you're high and with a girl and you're about to have sex, but you're so high you cant get a hard on. Usually happens when you're on Ambien.
by NK is BestKorea January 08, 2015
To take your Ambien while driving, about the 20 mile mark from your house.
Usually done in the hopes of maximizing your sleep time.
The only issue being if some "fucktard" crashes and causes traffic or some sort of delay before you reach your destination. Then you're fucked cause Ambien takes no prisoners!
Usually done in the hopes of maximizing your sleep time.
The only issue being if some "fucktard" crashes and causes traffic or some sort of delay before you reach your destination. Then you're fucked cause Ambien takes no prisoners!
"Holy shit we were busy tonight!!! I'm sooooo ready to play some "Ambien-Chicken"!
Hey Autumn, reach in the glovebox and hand me some of that Ambien...we're only another 20 miles from home...I bet I could make it!"
Hey Autumn, reach in the glovebox and hand me some of that Ambien...we're only another 20 miles from home...I bet I could make it!"
by ChefBrug February 27, 2010
by I just wrote ambien walrus January 24, 2016
A person that, when they're speaking or even when they're nearby, induces a deep sleep. This comatose state can only be overcome by the absence of the aforementioned person, but grogginess may linger. Do not operate a motor vehicle in the presence of human ambien.
by Its Meuh Grits February 04, 2014
The state of loopiness that often develops between the time one takes an Ambien and the onset of sleep, usually marked by saying nonsensical statements and/or statements one otherwise would be less inclined to say under normal circumstances, and in either case usually forgotten the next morning.
Dude, I'm sorry I hit on your sister yesterday, but I was Ambien-whacked and can't be held responsible for my actions.
by sean sultan April 25, 2011
"You rotten, no good, lying, cheating son of a blankity blank."
"Honey, I didn't mean it, I can't remember anything, It was nothing, I took a sleeping pill. It was only Ambien Sex."
"Honey, I didn't mean it, I can't remember anything, It was nothing, I took a sleeping pill. It was only Ambien Sex."
by pinnacle899 March 26, 2010
After taking four or more Ambiens and forcing yourself to stay awake, you become convinced that adding a thumb or finger in your ass will improve the masterbation in which you are already involved. This applies both to the male and female. Further, the digit in your ass need not be your own.
Hey Dad. Yes son. Last night I got so fucked up on Ambien I stuck a finger in my ass while masterbating. Is that normal? Son, you Ambien Assturbated. It's all good.
Dude, last night Jen and I got fucked up on Ambien, stayed awake, and while were making out she stuck a finger in my ass...and I didn't stop her. Dude, you were Ambien Assturbated.
Dude, last night Jen and I got fucked up on Ambien, stayed awake, and while were making out she stuck a finger in my ass...and I didn't stop her. Dude, you were Ambien Assturbated.
by tst2000 October 05, 2010