Rob was amazoning to find something to get his girlfriend for Christmas.

Jeff had an amazoning day , he'd been productive and had fun at the same time as he made history.

Friend "Hey dude did you buy something off of amazon?"

Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."

-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.

Amazon is ok but screws people over.

GUY 1: "Dude! Did you check out that new dick book? It's hilarious. You should totally go to the store and get it!"
GUY 2: "No way, man. But I'll totally Amazon It."

Last night I bought like 25 albums off amazon, I was totally in The Amazone....