That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.
I saw the Amazon truck next door and suddenly had Amazon lust for a delivery, too.
by Anonymous Sven October 05, 2021
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A person that is disporportioned like a little person would most likely be (ie; short stubby arms and legs, long torso, long neck), but also this person would be of regular height, 5' or taller.
Person 1: So and So has the shortest weirdest t-rex arms.
Person 2: Ya, like a midget but taller...
Person 1: Amazon midget!
by roedawg80 April 29, 2012
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When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...
I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!
by My cock! December 03, 2015
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A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.
Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?
by TheShrewd October 20, 2020
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A person who toils in Amazon warehouses and pees in bottles to make Jeff Bezos even more wealthy.
Jackie would like to go to college but has found herself locked in as an Amazon Peasant at a Fulfillment Center.
by Thea Patriot July 21, 2021
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