That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.
by Anonymous Sven October 05, 2021
A person that is disporportioned like a little person would most likely be (ie; short stubby arms and legs, long torso, long neck), but also this person would be of regular height, 5' or taller.
Person 1: So and So has the shortest weirdest t-rex arms.
Person 2: Ya, like a midget but taller...
Person 1: Amazon midget!
Person 2: Ya, like a midget but taller...
Person 1: Amazon midget!
by roedawg80 April 29, 2012
by My cock! December 03, 2015
A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.
by TheShrewd October 20, 2020
Jackie would like to go to college but has found herself locked in as an Amazon Peasant at a Fulfillment Center.
by Thea Patriot July 21, 2021
by Main nugget May 05, 2019
by WinstonisChink August 13, 2020