The belief that perhaps humans should occasionally give a shit about other humans.

See also: Evolutionary adaptations that precipitate the continuation of life in the universe.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

the principle or practice of unselfish concern for or devotion to the welfare of others

Not removing from the gene pool (slowly, painfully) all the back-stabbing a-holes in your life.

the deliberate pursuit of the interests or welfare of others or the public interest.

shit that means badasses doing nice things for a while then going back to being cool and black and stuff.

Paradigm that kindness to a genetically diametric entity will increase language robustness in one's own tribe.

This is because increased male inheritance in one's in-group's offspring leads to greater language-variability.

Thus: language variability selects pressure for male cooperation.