Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
by QuacksO June 07, 2021
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Trump's having "won" the 2020 election, coronavirus being "under control", the stability of his genius.
"There are alternative facts" Kellyanne Conway warned us in the beginning, and who could have guessed how many there would be.
by Monkey's Dad December 02, 2020
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A series of Falsehoods
"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC
by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021
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Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
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-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
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by thisissethc September 30, 2017
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When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.
I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.
by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017
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A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack
Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her

Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019
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Sexual orientation other than heterosexual. Encompasses all other forms and combinations of sexual attraction Acknowledges that there is more than just LGBTQ.
I have lots of alternatively sexual friends. Some are gay but a few are pansexual.
by TurtleDawn June 18, 2012
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