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A rude, disrespectful girl, will usually go tell you to kill yourself without even feeling a sense of remorse. Very jealous girl, hates boring, can be cold hearted and petty, loves memes, very smart and Intelligent, usually a smartass, people want to be friends with her but she's very picky with the people she hangs out with, usually always depressed, listen to different genres of music and loves food, people usually leave her so she pushes them away instead, can be annoying, her mood changes a lot, loves only one person and likes to stick with that person, hates people who don't have good grammar or spelling, has a dark sense of humor, loves dramatic t.v shows and movies, usually laughs like this "LAFSOABDBFHSOAPA", the most rude but amazing person you'll ever meet
Damn , why'd altamia just tell me to go kill myself ?
Altamia is depressed again
Look at the cool meme altamia just posted!
Wow, altamia and __ are still together ?!
by Testral14522 January 24, 2018
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A bitch that told me to shoot myself and record it
Altamia is a rude bitch
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She got a fat ass with a smart ass mouth and she rude and hot at the same time, nice tits
Look at altamias tits
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