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BEST MUTUAL IN THE WORLD๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
She's beautiful ugh๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž
Go follow her rn or else๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น
if you follow her you won't have back pain ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
Person 1: hey have you followed alphakeiji yet??She cured my back pain๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
Person2:Who tf is alphakeiji?๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ
Person1:ARE YOU DUMB?? ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸคจYOU IMBECILE...GO FOLLOW HER RIGHT NOW. OR ELSE I WILL RAIN LITERAL HELL FIRE UPON YOU.๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
Person2: okay okay๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ *Follows alphakeiji*
Person2: OMG!!!!!๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸคฏMY BACK PAIN IS GONE!!1!1!11!!!!111!!!!๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! SHE IS SO COOL!!!!!!
Person1:IKR?!?!? SHES THE BEST BESTIE THAT BESTIES OF BESTIES COULD EVER BESTIE BESTIE HAVE ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚. ๐—ด๐—ผ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ธ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น ๐˜‚ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜‡๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—บ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐Ÿ˜‹โœŒ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youโ€™re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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The best and funnies mutual ever๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคš
alphakeiji Is so funny and theyโ€™re my favorite mutual
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The most fantastic mutual ever. You should really be mutuals with her because if youโ€™re not, youโ€™re missing out, tbh ๐Ÿ™„ she comments and likes my videos so... pretty epic
alphakeiji is the best mutual ever!
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